Midlife Crisis Formula - Bottle of fun lollies

Midlife Crisis Formula

A booster shot of sugary goodness

Formulated to support those who are feeling lost and old, who now suddenly want to bring back their youth and make drastic (often a bit stupid) changes to their lives.

Recomended Dose: For best results take between the ages of 45 and 65. Take one dose with a large measure of common sense before making any life changing decisions. Take 5 minutes to think about all the good stuff you've got going on in life right now. 

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Formulated to support those who are feeling lost and old, who now suddenly want to bring back their youth and make drastic (often a bit stupid) changes to their lives.

• Contains Wine Gums.
• Contains wheat.

 ** This is of course, just a bottle of fun, excellent gifting; it's candy with a cause. Actual medicinal properties are questionable, results may vary **