"Calm Your Tits It's Christmas" Earrings in Gold

Bold, festive, and just the right amount of cheeky, the Calm Your Tits, It’s Christmas Earrings bring the laughs to holiday season styling. Designed as gold baubles with cut-out lettering, they’re the perfect tongue-in-cheek accessory for those who like their Christmas cheer with a side of sass.

Key Features:

• Material: Super thin recycled stainless steel for a featherlight feel
• Colour: Gold, timeless & festive
• Size: Regular size, eye-catching without being overpowering
• Hooks: Hypoallergenic, ensuring all-day comfort for sensitive ears
• Style Tips: Pair them with breezy summer dresses, Christmas BBQ outfits, or your go-to holiday party look. These earrings are made for long lunches, family banter, and anyone who’d rather laugh than stress this season
• Packaging: Each pair comes thoughtfully packaged on a DENZ recycled paper earring card, complete with silicone nuggets for secure wear. We recommend using these nuggets to ensure the earrings stay comfortably in place throughout your day

Dimensions: 70mm x 45mm

For hygiene reasons, we are unable to accept returns or exchanges of earrings. Please choose carefully!