{"product_id":"senior-moment-suppressants-bottle-of-fun-lollies","title":"Senior Moment Suppressants - Bottle of fun Lollies","description":"\u003ch3\u003eSenior Moment Suppressants \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eA booster shot of sugary goodness.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUseful for those occasions when suffering a temporary lapse of memory, logic or mental function. Also known as having a brain fart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRecomended Dose:  Suitable for all ages. But more effective if used by elders. Take one dose, suck until the frustration or humiliation is over. Whilst this will not improve mental lapses it will at least leave a better taste in your mouth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e---\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eUseful for those occasions when suffering a temporary lapse of memory, logic or mental function.  Also known as having a brain fart !\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-rte-list=\"default\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eContains New Zealand made Granny Mints.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMay contain wheat flour.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e ** This is of course, just a bottle of fun, excellent gifting; it's candy with a cause. Actual medicinal properties are questionable, results may vary**\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sweet Disorder","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50775197647010,"sku":"24750","price":18.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0562\/4060\/3298\/files\/SweetDisorder-main-edited-111.jpg?v=1793343572","url":"https:\/\/incdesignstore.co.nz\/products\/senior-moment-suppressants-bottle-of-fun-lollies","provider":"Inc Design Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}