{"product_id":"midlife-crisis-formula-bottle-of-fun-lollies","title":"Midlife Crisis Formula - Bottle of fun lollies","description":"\u003ch3\u003eMidlife Crisis Formula\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eA booster shot of sugary goodness\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFormulated to support those who are feeling lost and old, who now suddenly want to bring back their youth and make drastic (often a bit stupid) changes to their lives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRecomended Dose: \u003c\/strong\u003eFor best results take between the ages of 45 and 65. Take one dose with a large measure of common sense before making any life changing decisions. Take 5 minutes to think about all the good stuff you've got going on in life right now. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e-- \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFormulated to support those who are feeling lost and old, who now suddenly want to bring back their youth and make drastic (often a bit stupid) changes to their lives.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-rte-list=\"default\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eContains Wine Gums.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eContains wheat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e ** This is of course, just a bottle of fun, excellent gifting; it's candy with a cause. Actual medicinal properties are questionable, results may vary **\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sweet Disorder","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50775196696738,"sku":"24755","price":18.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0562\/4060\/3298\/files\/SweetDisorder-main-edited-126.jpg?v=1793343576","url":"https:\/\/incdesignstore.co.nz\/products\/midlife-crisis-formula-bottle-of-fun-lollies","provider":"Inc Design Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}